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Fuck'n Fruit! Men's classic tee

Fuck'n Fruit! Men's classic tee

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Fuck'n Fruit!: The Ultimate Conversation Starter Tee

Crafted for those who dare to wear their humour on their sleeve—or in this case, on their back—this 100% cotton classic tee is your ticket to becoming the life of any party.

Bold Design, Unmatched Comfort
Our shirt showcases a daringly playful design featuring a whimsical arrangement of fruits that cleverly mirrors life's juiciest bits. On the back, a cheeky ensemble of a banana and cherries paired with half an orange and strawberries offers a visual pun that's guaranteed to turn heads and crack smiles.

But it's not just about the laughs. Made from the softest cotton (with heather colors blending cotton and polyester for that perfect feel), this shirt doesn’t just look good—it feels fantastic. Whether you're layering up for a streetwear vibe or sporting it solo, the "Fuck'n Fruit!" tee sits nicely, maintaining sharp lines and a structured look that complements any outfit.

Quality Craftsmanship
Every inch of this shirt, from the tubular fabric to the taped neck and shoulders, is designed for durability and comfort. Double seams at the sleeves and bottom hem ensure it stands up to the rigors of daily wear, making it not just a statement piece but a staple in your wardrobe.

Eco-Conscious and Proudly Sourced
Responsibly produced and sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, the Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, and Mexico, our tees are a testament to our commitment to quality and ethical manufacturing. The fabric weight (5.0–5.3 oz/yd²) strikes the perfect balance between lightness and durability, ensuring a fit that's just right.

Join the Fruit Revolution
The "Fuck'n Fruit!" Men's T-Shirt isn't just clothing; it's a badge of honour for those bold enough to wear their humour and embrace the lighter side of life. Perfect for casual outings, parties, or simply making a statement wherever you go, this shirt promises comfort, quality, and a barrel of laughs.

Embrace the playful side of style. Grab yours today and let the fun begin!

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Dyeing—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador, or the Dominican Republic
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 28 18 15 ⅝
M 29 20 17
L 30 22 18 ½
XL 31 24 20
2XL 32 26 21 ½
3XL 33 28 22 ¾
4XL 34 30 24 ¼
5XL 35 32 25 ¼
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) SLEEVE LENGTH (cm)
S 71.1 45.7 39.7
M 73.7 50.8 43.2
L 76.2 55.9 47
XL 78.7 61 50.8
2XL 81.3 66 54.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 58
4XL 86.4 76.2 61.5
5XL 89 81.3 64.3
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